Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Well.... isn't that special.

I was thinking today about old SNL skits, and The Church Lady came to mind.  Probably because I seem to meet people like her more and more often.... or maybe it is just the thought of Dana Carvey in a dress that makes me giggle.  Anyway, My husband is active duty Navy, and that has been a hell of a roller coaster ride.  Anyway, he made a mistake while on watch and now his entire life could, and probably will, change.  And that is ok... but the people who know could totally be the Church lady.  Everyone asks me every time I talk to anyone if I know what is going to happen.  So many people have been talking down to me like if my husband isn't a Nuke anymore it is the end of the world.  Well... guess what you crazy bitches, it isn't.  I don't wear my husbands rank or NEC.  I don't care what he does.  I just want him to be happy with what he does every day.  Do I want his job to change?  DO I want to lose the killer bonus he gets?  Of course not!  BUT I will say that 150 bucks a month IS NOT worth the hell he goes through.  Not worth the hell any of them go through if you ask me.  Anyway, I was talking to someone I know today and was explaining to her the different things that could happen ( to my knowledge anyway, things can change so fast)  and she actually said in this snotty voice, "Well.... isn;t that special."  I seriously had a vision of her doing the dance and asking who's fault it might be.... mmmmmm SATAN? 

I think the world would be so much better if people would stop acting like they were better than everyone else.  But I guess I am guilty of that too sometimes.  Sometimes I even want to say that to people.... isn't that special.  Usually when they are telling how much better their kid is than my kid.  Maybe I am just old, Maybe I am just a mean bitch, but I am so tired of everything being a freaking competition. 

On a side note ( it is actually way more important than me bitching about how people act) I have decided what this weekend's project will be.  We are going to make apple head dolls.  They take a while to dry though so it will probably take more than a week to get all of the pictures up.  The really exciting news?  My hubby will be able to do this one with us. 

 Hopefully soon we will have some answers as to what is going to happen with the hubby's job, but either way things will be ok. 

For you viewing pleasure.... the church lady.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnCZxLvYXI8

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